Short and Confused

SO my name is Gibby (kinda) and every now and then I need to complain, rant, draw, stare at cats, and obsess over fictional things.

Short and Confused

SO my name is Gibby (kinda) and every now and then I need to complain, rant, draw, stare at cats, and obsess over fictional things.

Me: *Watching Mulan* *Awesome drumbeat starts*

Me: I will not sing.

Me: I will not sing.

Me: I will n- LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS.


bitchface12345:

i don’t do cocaine i just like the smell

mylifeasqueenb:

girls all go to the bathroom together because that’s where we rap battle

baby: dd d dde..dd-da

dad: daddy? :)

baby: desu

dad: its a fucking weeb


o-snap-its-iggyness:

free him

o-snap-its-iggyness:

free him

sixpenceee:

The Ring: Cursed Video Tape

According to the plot anyone who watches the tape is cursed and has a week to copy the tape and show it to someone else, otherwise they will be killed by Samara’s ghost.

The tape’s images are a playback on Samara’s life. Samara was pushed down a well by her adoptive mother, Anna Morgan,spending seven days trying to escape but died on the seventh, using her nensha powers (the power to burn photographic images from ones mind to a film tape) to make the tape, out of vengeance and a desire to be found.

This movie was truly iconic.

And if you missed or want to watch it again, here you go

To watch the entire cursed video

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the Day is: The Galaga Ship

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the Day is: The Galaga Ship

(Source: stilinskis)

batlock:

So.

Cards Against Humanity.

I’m a big fan. Well, I bought this.

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It’s great. It hold all of my shit. But it holds something else too.

If you have it, open your box.

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You see how I started to tear away at the top of the box there?

Do that.

Do it carefully.

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Holy shit.

There’s something in there. What could that be?

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There’s a card.

There is a card literally hidden in the top of the box.

But what card?

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I fucking love these people.

trumpephile:

welcome-to-the-bark-side:

sweetstarfleet:

SHIT THEY’RE ON TO US



The gif makes the post 666% better

trumpephile:

welcome-to-the-bark-side:

sweetstarfleet:

SHIT THEY’RE ON TO US

The gif makes the post 666% better

(Source: heytaymillie)

moonblossom:

chenisthebestkitty:

geekdonnatroy:

castayel:

fuchsimeon:

viperpilot:

Well, this is embarrassing

Left: Adrianne Palicki promo shot for NBC’s Wonder Woman.

Right: Kimberly Kane promo shot for ‘Wonder Woman XXX: An Axel Braun Parody’.

….is it just me or does the porno version outfit not only look WAY BETTER crafted and prettier, the actress also has more muscles, a nicer fitting chest piece and a waaay more fitting body type and skin tone. 

Also the porno version doesn’t look more “feminine”/more sexy whatever.

That… is EMBARASSING

the “official” one looks like a really bad Halloween costume

I mean fuck the porno one has bigger wrist cuff I REPEATE: BIGGER WRIST CUFFS PORNO WOMAN IS BETTER DRESSED TO KICK ASS *cries*

can someone contact the designer of the porno 

clearly he/she knows how a womans body works.

It’s embarrassing when the official looks a like a porn and the porn looks like the official thing.

The thing that makes me stunned the most is that even the boobs of the porn version are cupped and held in better by her clothing than those of the official thing…

The moment a porn movie treats the boobs of a woman with more subtlety than a big name production, some staff changes are in order.

What both fascinates and disturbs me the most about these is the body language and facial expression.

The “official” TV version looks passive, slightly confused, her pose is sort of ambiguous and floppy. She’s waiting for the viewer to do something before she reacts. The XXX version looks determined and fierce, and is taking literally 0% of your shit.

One of these Wonder Women looks like a sex toy, and it’s not the pornographic one.

(Source: mechagod)


Fuck the police if you know what I mean

Fuck the police if you know what I mean

(Source: uhuf)

theheroheart:

I really enjoy Adam Scott struggling not to smile at Amy Poehler’s hilarity.

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